Some Credits and Other Junk
All photography and illustrations shown here are original works by me. Except when they’re not. You may steal only if I like you, you’ve paid me, or if you’re a big bully and I can’t do anything about it. No really, take whatchya want!
The stuff in my portfolio section is my work, but that doesn’t mean I work alone. So if you have specific questions or need clarification, just ask.
Full Disclosure
I'm stealing some stuff, but it's all in good fun. I'm not getting paid for what I borrow. Promise.
Some of the music tracks are courtesy of Matt Rippetoe. He is a righteous fellah! Give him a call and he'll make you original tunes you'll dig:-)
The gallery is powered by SlideShowPro. A very well documented tool with lots of extras. I didn't feel like building a custom gallery for my own photos. It's just too damn easy to use someone else's great work!
Disclaimers
This web site is a work-in-progress, like everything else in life. If you see something that bugs you, send me a note and I'll think about fixing it.
I try my best to support inferior technology (i.e. IE) but some things are simply not doable in the Microsoft world. For example, if you are using Internet Explorer and see a hard edge around the white areas of this page, instead of the page 'floating' on the background, its because IE doesn't support PNG format. Please take 30 seconds and sign the petition to get their attention. It may not help, but you might feel better about yourself having contributed to improvement of our society. It's important you know!
Also,
if you're one of the 3 people who still use IE 5 on a Mac... I don't want to talk to you. Just go away!
How did you even navigate to this page thru the mess you must have seen?!
Seriously, stop wasting your time; I can't help you.
Gratitude
I would like to thank everyone who has helped me with this web site and in life.
A big thanks must also go to all the netizens who I learn from and mimic each day.
Let's not forget mediatemple who is hosting this garbage. Finally, an ISP with customer care in North America and features I can use.
I would like to thank all my design professors and instructors who scared me shitless —and my classmates— during college with the forecast "majority of you will never become designers or work in your field of study". It is true that the stuff I do today, I could not have fathomed when I was sniffing rubber cement and cutting rubellite (rubylith?).
Lastly, I would like to thank that forgotten kindergarten teacher who made me wear the spare pink shorts when I peed my pants, during a crucial soccer match, in the playground, in front of second-graders. The shorts that used to be red but were pink due to repeated bleach cycles after each 'incident'. Without her foresight and the schools proactive policies, I would no doubt be peeing freely even to this day.
